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Where have I Been?

Hmmmmm, actually nowhere 🙂 I have been actaully quite busy these days and im not finding time to post regularly..My aunt and my cousins have come down from Goa and Sholapur, so have been taking them around Bangalore after work. I’m enjoying my drive around bangalore even though im dead tired by the end of the day. its quite fun..

Tomorrow, 1st of May, We all have planned to pay visit to Dronahalli ( A few kilometers from Mysore), a village known for St Anthony’s Shrine.I’ll share my experiences of the visit in my next post.

Got to go now.. Will post asap.. keep visiting

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Structures Of Girls…

  If girls were programmed in C by god their structures would look like this 🙂
    struct female_professionals
 {
  double styles;
  short skirts;
  long time_to_understand_problems;
  float mind;
  void knowledge;
  char non_co-operative;
  };

  struct beautiful_city_girl
  {
  double boyfriends;
  short affairs;
  long stories;
  void greymatter;
  char flirt;
  };

  struct engaged_females
  {
  double time_on_phone ;
  short attention_on_work;
  long boast;
  float on_cloud_nine;
  void understanding;
  char edgy;
  };

  struct newly_married_females
  {
  double dinner_invitation;
  short time_at_work;
  long lunch_break;
  void bank_balance;
  char hen_pecked;
  };

  struct married_females
  {
  double weight;
  short tempered;
  long gossip;
  float hopes;
  void word;
  char unstable;
  };

  struct old_lady
  {
  double chin;
  short memory;
  long sighs;
  void attention_from_men;
  char chatterbox;
  };

 struct husband_wife_professionals
  {
  double income;
  short tempered;
  long time_no_see_each_other;
  void love_life;
  char money_making;
 };

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Love & Hate – Mirror image

Check out this T-Shirt, it depicts love and hate to be the mirror image of each other..

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Here is a video of how people drive here, have a look at it.. This is exactly how I feel everyone drives around..No one has an ounce of patience to wait..

What do you have to say about it

Video courtesy : higgums

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Here are a few Nokia Tips if you own a Nokia Phone.. these tips were found on this forum… Hope you find the information useful..

1) Imagine ur cell battery is very low, u r expecting an important call and u don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, key is "*3370#" Ur cell will restart with this reserve and ur instrument will show a 50% incerase in battery. This reserve will get charged when u charge ur cell next time.
*3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)-Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced by approx. 5% #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec( EFR)
*#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec – Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec
2) *#0000# Displays your phones software version,

1st Line : Software Version,
2nd Line : Software Release Date,
3rd Line : Compression Type

3) *#9999# Phones software v ersion if *#0000# does not work

4) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number)

5) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)

6) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)

7) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)

8) #pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status.(use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)

9) *#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last *#1471# Last call (Only vodofone)
10) *#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted To

11) *#2640# Displays security code in use

12) *#30# Lets you see the private number
13) *#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.
14) *#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to

 15) *#7760# Manufactures code 21 *#7780# Restorefa ctory settings
 16) *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110 23 *#92702689# (to rember *#WAR0ANTY#)         Displays –
           1.Serial Number,
           2.Date Made
           3.Purchase Date,
           4.Date of last repair (0000 for norepairs),

           5.Transfer User Data.To exit this mode -you need to switchyour phone off then on again
 17) *#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem 25 **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered

18) **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered

19)  **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered 28 12345 This is the default security code press and hold #

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Huh Perplexed :-/ !! as to what microsoft is upto? Trust me i was shocked when i saw this.. Well how did i ever come across this? Today when i was working on Linux, a thought ran across my mind and thought, like Mono, lemme search for somthing funny and entered the search string as ” Microsoft Visual Studio For Linux”, and to my surprice, What do i see…. ”

“Microsoft to Release Visual Studio 2005 for Unix/Linux”….

and I went on to read the full story, and i want you guys to go through the article….read untill the end of the article.. dont forget to comment back 🙂

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Hey guys, which company do u belong to, have a laugh readig em..

 

IT Companys Full Names…Checkout for ur company…… 🙂
 
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
 
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
 
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
 
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
 
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
 
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
 
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
 
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
 
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
 
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
 
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
 
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
 
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
 
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
 
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
 
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
 
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
 
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees .
 
20. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

21. MASTEK : Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
 
22. LNT Infotech Ltd. :   Loafer n Tapori Individuals Ltd…   

 

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