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Last weekend i had been to munnar with few of my friends. Without boring you all with a big description of what i did,ย  I would share the photos.. ๐Ÿ™‚
All i can say is, it’s an amaznig place with an amazing scenic beauty.

Here are the pics :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/don4uall/tags/munnar/show/

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A shot Story

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in
heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on
a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
… very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?”

The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

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Finally I get some space and time to compile a long awaited post about my trip to coorg ๐Ÿ™‚

Yes!!! I had been to coorg last Saturday, as some of my friends invited me to join them for the trip they were planning from a very long time. Thanks to them for inviting me. It was an amazing trip, one of the most memorable one I must say.

Well, after a hectic Fridays work, returning home back late night at 11:30 PM, I had to get by bags packed as I had to catch up with my friends early next morning. I left Bangalore the next morning at around 6 A.M.

We had our breakfast in Nalpak in Mysore and we were all all set to hit the roads to coorg. Friends, Music, a slight drizzle and a zooming car…what more can any one ask to have fun in a trip.

We reached a Tibet colony in the noon , and visited the Golden Temple. It’s a completely different culture, a well built temple with statues of Buddha ad two other saints. The way they pray, their scripture, it’s completely different. We all had a question in our mind when we were leaving the place as to what exactly does a Dragon signify in their culture..

After that we had our “So called Lunch” in some hotel. The best part that I noticed in the hotels of coorg is that, there are no servers; every hotel that we went had a buffet system, that’s something new that I had seen.

Okay…. So we headed towards Kushal Nagar, which is just a half hours drive from that place. We wandered there for a while playing around with the deers, monkeys ,elephants ( Yaane ๐Ÿ™‚ ), bamboo tree houses etc.

From kushalnagar we headed to Madikeri (Abbey falls). The way to madikeri was simply amazing, the roads covered with mist, drizzle and greenery around. It was Heavens. Simply amazing…just loved the drive. We reached abbey falls, had to walked down to the falls, though the water was dirty with the rains, we did not mind getting into the chilled ice cold water splashing water on everyone.

After playing around for a while we went to Omkareshwar temple, spent some time there and headed to King’s View Point, it was fully covered with clouds so could not see much though. We just spent some time there and went to our cottage.

Next day morning we were on our way back and had planned to visit TalaCauvery , NagarHole- safari ride and Irpu falls. Had to drop the talacauvery visit since the locals told that the temple was under construction and also it was raining the whole night , so we headed to irpu falls. Few of my friends got bitten by leaches on the way the falls and while playing in the water. Spent some good time over there and headed to Nagahole. Unfortunately we could not go on the safari ride as they had cancelled it since it was raining. We drove through the roads inside the forest to catch a few glimpse of deers, elephants and peacocks etc.

We all reached our respective places late in the night, the trip was over, only thing we have now are the beautiful memories to cherish. On the whole it was an amazing trip.. Hopefully we guys will have more trips to come.

Check out the pics here (I’m posting only a few of many ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

 

 

 

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 " HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY" 

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Man's 5 most feared questions are;

What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to
explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the
truth).

Therefore, as a public service, each question is analysed below along with
possible responses.
Question 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I have been a bit
pensive darling. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,thoughtful,
caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most
likely is one of the following:
a. Nothing
b. Football
c. Jennifer Lopez
d. How fat you are
e. How would I spend the insurance money if you died

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg: "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to
you."
Question 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is
necessary: "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh yeah, sh*t loads
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love
d. Does it matter
e. Who, me?
Question 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!!"

Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 4: Do you think she is prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!!"

Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define "pretty"
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer of course is "Buy a Ferrari and a boat".)

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up
questions, usually along these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not? Don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't. She's left-handed.

WOMAN: …silence…
MAN: Sh*t

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6:50 AM and Iโ€™m still standing in a long queue to buy my tickets to catch a train to mysore, Announcements are going on that the train will be leaving at 7, and Iโ€™m impatiently waiting for the people to buy their tickets asap and buzz off from there.. luckily one guy didnโ€™t have change so I caught him and told ill buy two tickets and he can pay me later, he agreed (he has to its his benefit), so I handed him over 100 bucks and told him to buy two tickets..

He got the tickets and we both ran to catch the train, we Just made it in time and got into
reservation compartment and settled down there comfortably.

The journey was good, met a few guys so spent time chatting with them. Reached Mysore at 10 :15 , hired a taxi (After lot of dilemma whether to take taxi or bus to go to
Dronahalli), finally decided to take a taxi and went. Reached there by 12:30, offered my prayers and was on my way back to Infy campus to meet my friend. Well was meeting after a very long time and had promised to meet, so had to keep up my word…..

Had a nice time spending time with friends after a long time, had lunch and spent time
together. well the procedure to get into the campus was a bit irritating but had to put up
with it..

Anyways what mattered is the memorable time spent with friends. I had to board a train at 5 so left the campus by 4:30 and reached the station again on time, bought the tickets and rushed into the train and believe me I had a horrible time traveling..

The train was jam packed and no place to sit nor to stand, went from one boogie to another in search of place but in vain, finally managed to stand near the door , and luckily got a seat to sit (On the foot Board).. It was a nice experience to travel sitting on the footboard…

Guys if u havenโ€™t traveled that way , then i bet u should travel sitting on the footboard in
a jam packed train..

My 1st weekend after getting a job was well spent.. looking forward for more and more
adventurous trips..

Hopefully next time it’s Ooty.. ๏Š ๏Š

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Structures Of Girls…

  If girls were programmed in C by god their structures would look like this ๐Ÿ™‚
    struct female_professionals
 {
  double styles;
  short skirts;
  long time_to_understand_problems;
  float mind;
  void knowledge;
  char non_co-operative;
  };

  struct beautiful_city_girl
  {
  double boyfriends;
  short affairs;
  long stories;
  void greymatter;
  char flirt;
  };

  struct engaged_females
  {
  double time_on_phone ;
  short attention_on_work;
  long boast;
  float on_cloud_nine;
  void understanding;
  char edgy;
  };

  struct newly_married_females
  {
  double dinner_invitation;
  short time_at_work;
  long lunch_break;
  void bank_balance;
  char hen_pecked;
  };

  struct married_females
  {
  double weight;
  short tempered;
  long gossip;
  float hopes;
  void word;
  char unstable;
  };

  struct old_lady
  {
  double chin;
  short memory;
  long sighs;
  void attention_from_men;
  char chatterbox;
  };

 struct husband_wife_professionals
  {
  double income;
  short tempered;
  long time_no_see_each_other;
  void love_life;
  char money_making;
 };

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